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yama-z-aki:

[[sweats nervously]]

(via escarletes)

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

(via tojihisami)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via werner-norton)

  • baby: da da
  • dad: omg ur saying dad!!! ;)
  • baby: (robot voice) dangan ronpa

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clockworkwillow:

a dating sim of fnaf with this as the icon for foxy. at all times. no excuses.

clockworkwillow:

a dating sim of fnaf with this as the icon for foxy. at all times. no excuses.

(via karkittywantsit)

silversoulwithoutextravagance:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

What about when you need a three prong outlet?

silversoulwithoutextravagance:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

What about when you need a three prong outlet?

(via swimfreeswimhappy)

xxxbleedingheartxxx:

Sometimes, I ship a couple so hard it hurts.

(via benedictscumberbatch)

l-e-v-i-ackerman:

Source: 橋野Please do not remove source.

l-e-v-i-ackerman:

Source: 橋野
Please do not remove source.

(via captainsteacup)

nearly-headless-horseman:

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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This beat is so sick, it never falters, even thru all of the transitions omg what is this alien beauty?

(Source: sanity-schmanity, via karkittywantsit)

Warning to anyone who uses deviantART! [PLEASE REBLOG]

futurediarist:

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If you get a note like this from this guy, ignore it. Delete it. If you ask what his daughter likes, he’ll try sending you a very suspicious folder with random art in it, as well as a virus.

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Please spread this around because someone who doesn’t know any better can really wind up getting screwed over. Thank you!

(via kenmascuddles)

quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

(Source: vodkaand-cigarettes, via karkittywantsit)